{"product_id":"laziness-exorcism-magickal-oil-blend","title":"Laziness Exorcism - Magickal Oil Blend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eProcrastination, begone. Your witchy antidote to “I’ll do it later.” With fiery herbs, kickstart magickal oils, and crystal companions that light a fire under your broom, this collection banishes sluggish vibes and summons motivation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"110\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"108\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔮 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e“Conjured with care—orders ship in 3–5 business days.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"110\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"108\" data-start=\"86\"\u003eWitchy Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"137\" data-start=\"116\"\u003eExternal use only\u003c\/strong\u003e — trust us, it’s not a snack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"169\" data-start=\"113\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"196\" data-start=\"174\"\u003eMagick is personal\u003c\/strong\u003e — you’re the spell, darling. No meddling with someone else’s free will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"169\" data-start=\"113\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"276\"\u003eNo promises\u003c\/strong\u003e — results vary, and this isn’t a substitute for doctors, potions, or common sense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"447\" data-start=\"379\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"397\" data-start=\"383\"\u003eCurio only\u003c\/strong\u003e — sold for spiritual use, not medical miracles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"3Fates Apothecary \u0026 Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"10 ml Roller","offer_id":49916807446721,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1\/2 fl oz Dropper","offer_id":49916807479489,"sku":null,"price":11.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 fl oz Dropper","offer_id":49916807512257,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 fl oz Dropper","offer_id":49916807545025,"sku":null,"price":15.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/9589\/4721\/files\/LazinessExorcism-MagickalOil.png?v=1768760934","url":"https:\/\/3fatesenergyapothecary.com\/products\/laziness-exorcism-magickal-oil-blend","provider":"3Fates Energy Apothecary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}